so i have decided that phones make me hurt myself... for example:
yesterday i was on the cordless phone when i wanted to know how warm it was outside. so i went to go outside. i pushed on the screen door handle but i must hve not pushed it down all the way because the next second my face met glass and my face didnt really appreciate it.
the day before yesterday when on the phone i thought it would be convienient to sit on top of the washing machine and when i "gracefully" lept from the top i hit the cement floor and twisted my ankle.
on some other previous conversation on the phone i was aying in my bed and managed to fall out of it three times (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!)
so in order to make myself feel better i have decided that the cordless phone has a vendetta agaisnt me and wishes to cause me pain. and yes i know that the cordless phone is a inanimate object that does not have a mind, therefor making it impossible for the object in question to have a vendetta agaisnt me but really if you were me wouldnt you want to blame the phone too...
Current Mood: |
weird |
Current Music: |
nobody puts baby in the corner - fall out boy |